Now I am not running down chanting. Or stretch marks. Or curing stretchmarks. With witchcraft. But I haven’t written a chant to cure stretchmarks. So how’d you end up here?
Curiosity got the better of me, and I tried it myself. If you Google “witchcraft- chants for stretch marks,” here’s what you’ll see:
Well like witchcraft, the internet abhors a vacuum. So here it is, to be said while rubbing generous amounts of Belly Butter onto your stretchmarks: