Long pig, the other white meat

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I was talking with my husband about lucky foods on New Year’s Day.   He had a surprising theory about why we eat pork.

Turns out he’s a pretty good witch.  Who knew?

His plausible, albeit horrifying theory is that eating pork for luck is a ritual of cannibalism.  We’re overpowering and eating our enemies of the upcoming year.

Well now …

Turns out my title should have been — Smooching the Devil’s Buttock.  Now with 90% less enemies!

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