I was talking with my husband about lucky foods on New Year’s Day. He had a surprising theory about why we eat pork.
Turns out he’s a pretty good witch. Who knew?
His plausible, albeit horrifying theory is that eating pork for luck is a ritual of cannibalism. We’re overpowering and eating our enemies of the upcoming year.
Well now …
Turns out my title should have been — Smooching the Devil’s Buttock. Now with 90% less enemies!