Stretching yourselves

I checked the stats for this site yesterday, and saw one of you landed here in a rather unexpected way.  You typed  “witchcraft- chants for stretch marks“ into your favorite search engine.

Really.

Now I am not running down chanting.  Or stretch marks.  Or curing stretchmarks.  With witchcraft.  But I haven’t written a chant to cure stretchmarks.  So how’d you end up here?

Curiosity got the better of me, and I tried it myself.  If you Google “witchcraft- chants for stretch marks,” here’s what you’ll see:

Well like witchcraft, the internet abhors a vacuum.  So here it is, to be said while rubbing generous amounts of Belly Butter onto your stretchmarks:

Life’s ebb and flow

Cut to and fro

it’s marks upon my skin.

Let new tides flow

Above.  Below.

Wash smooth my skin again.

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